| Republican | English |
|---|---|
| 1 pound | 1.46 pounds |
| Activist judge | Judge who rules in favor of the constitution against republicans. |
| America first | 1) America last 2) I'm going to destroy the world, but I'll destroy America First (see cartoon) |
| Believe me | I am lying |
| Bipartisan | Democrats agree to whatever republicans want |
| Civil debate | Everyone nods their heads and agrees republicans are correct. (see story) |
| Compromise | See: Bipartisan |
| Conservative | Moronic |
| Corrupt | Follows the law even if it hurts republicans (see this article) |
| Coverup | Failed to manufacture evidence to find democrats guilty. (see Durham Investigation) |
| Crazy Liberal | Cares about helping American citizens who aren't worth at least a billion dollars. |
| Deep State | Anyone who believes in the rule of law (Thanks to David Frum) |
| Delivered | Surrendered (see story) |
| Diligent | Non-existent (see story) |
| Diversity | Welcoming people who look different, as long as they think the exact same way. |
| Doesn't work | Helps poor people. As in: Universal health care doesn't work. |
| Election Fraud | Counting democratic votes |
| Election Integrity | Insuring that only republican votes count |
| Fake News | Facts |
| Hit Job | Journalist telling the truth about republicans. |
| Hurtful | Truthful (see story) |
| Indoctrination camp | Public education which teaches facts and critical thinking. |
| Journalistic malfeasance | Accurate reporting (about republicans) |
| Law and Order | Lock up all the democrats |
| Legitimate Political Discourse | Insurrection |
| Liar | Someone who tells the truth to one or more of: Democrats, Prosecutors, the News Media |
| Loyal | You worship me even as the bus I threw you under is crushing your ribcage |
| Misspoke | Accidentally said what you really believe. |
| Oath of Office | Poetic statement that has no meaning |
| Oversight | An essential congressional duty only valid when republicans are conducting oversight of democrats |
| Patriotic | Hugs (and possibly gropes) American flags |
| Power grab | Counting every vote (See this blather) |
| Raising taxes is bad | Paying for things to benefit America is bad |
| Radical takeover | Majority rule |
| Responsible | Doesn't interfere with the profits of mega corporations |
| Restore Confidence | Prevent democrats from voting. (See this story) |
| Sacrosanct | Targeted for destruction (see William Barr) |
| Sensitive Places | Anywhere large numbers of republicans are gathered (See gun ruling article) |
| Socialist | Centrist |
| Take care of | Do away with - when Trump promised to take care of the forgotten people, no one remembered he loves to talk like a mobster. |
| The best people | The smallest people (smallest minds, smallest souls, smallest hearts). (see example) |
| Treason | Disagreeing with republicans |
| Unity | Everyone agrees republicans are correct |
| Voter Fraud | Democrats voting |
| Woke | I hate everything you hate even though I don't know what you hate. |