Breaking News from NASA!

Scientists today announced the development of a new spacecraft which can travel faster than light!

They are calling it the Conway drive because it was developed by scientists studying Kellyanne Conway's ability to utterly ignore all of reality.

The drive operates by simply ignoring all limitations imposed by conventional physics and doing whatever the hell it wants to do instead. The key breakthrough came when scientists figured out a process for reconnecting the spacecraft to reality at the desired location.

No word yet if they will be able to use this same technique to cure Kellyanne Conway.